Donde Estero is Missing again, possibly dead

The C2D team is concerned about our field reporter Donde Estero - we haven't heard from him in over a week. We fear that he might be dead, or at least horribly mangled. Rumors suggest that he has nothing interesting to say, or he's busy hustling - we dont believe it and we're almost certain that he's dead.

Not to worry, since I, Curtis "Spicy" Chorizali is committed to bringing you the freshest of fresh news. It will be ok.

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