So I've been looking for a new phone, and I come across this gem, the Sectera Edge. Sure its secure enough for Obama to use, but did you check those specs? Thats right, it has crazy shit, like a vibrating ringer, removable battery, microphone, speaker, volume keys. C'mon dudes, you got a cool phone to market, so clear up all that no brainer shit (like earpiece and stylus) and stick to the Jack Bauer .22 hidden in the antenna type shit. The joint costs $3500, and I'm pretty sure its a plutonium battery (fuck yer bootleg lithium shit).
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