I Can't Wait For This Stomach Virus To Pass

Spicy brown mustard...

Thats what I see everytime I take a shit. I don't know if it's a virus, something I ate, or from putting dirty things in my mouth, but this thing has its hooks in me.

Let these pictures be a reminder to you. Not just of my feces and stomach cramps, but to WASH YOUR HANDS and keep you tongue off of subway poles.

Also, don't ask for EVERYTHING on your hotdog next time we're at a bbq together.

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