10.05.2011

Bikers Suck Cock

This makes me upset. For the longest time this was a well kept secret. Its true, bikers suck cock and blow. Everyone knows that, but no one yaps about it.

That is one of the main reasons many people get into biking - so they can date other bikers and guarantee receipt of these gifts of oral pleasure. Its the unspoken understanding, very similar to believing in baby Jesus and guaranteeing passage to heaven, or eating some Taco Bell and guaranteeing some uninterrupted magazine reading time shortly after.

However, some wreckless fool just took a Sharpie and ruined it for everyone. RIGHT on the Manhattan bridge bike path, no less. Some people.