There must be pee in your cereal

Cruising in the bike lane at a good clip, and passed within 2 feet or so from a swerving runner. Zoom.

Runner Guy: DICK!!!

The man wants conversation, a discussion of sorts perhaps, alrighty then, I slow my steed to a gentle pace.

Me: How rude! You know this is a bike lane and that its indeed legal and safer to run on the sidewalk right?
Runner Guy: Go fuck yourself!
Me: As long as your promise to run in my way when I do that.
Runner Guy: Fucafhdsfhadosifahlkd

 As I sped away the feeling of victory was overwhelming.

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