Showing posts with label ICP. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ICP. Show all posts
10.07.2011
American Juggalo
An interesting mix of folks, to say the least. Seems like everyone is getting along and loving it. Good times.
6.30.2010
Fucking blankets, how do they work?
Why are pants different then shirts? There are miracles around you, everyday! I can't decide which version is better, this one or the original?
4.08.2010
It's a Miracle...
that i watched this whole vid and didn't blow my brains out...
where to begin? and where to end? and what an awful trip in between...
first of all, these guys are getting fucking old. that makeup can only cover up so much, and you can't exactly "age with grace and dignity" when you wear fucking clown makeup.
Secondly, WTF is this subject matter? sure, there are things in the world that we cannot explain. "long-necked giraffes" is not one of them. i can't list every specific line that is wack in this song, but it is pretty much all of them. I hate to say it, but i think these guys are at the top of their game when they're talking about murder and chickin' huntin' (please note that the top of their game is somewhere near the bottom of the game of Vanilla Ice and SNOW combined...)
Thirdly, an abundance of phallic imagery rising from the water and some rainbow backgrounds make you wonder if it isn't some Seigfried & Roy kind of "Magic" that they're in to...
On a technical note, i don't think anyone could possibly argue against the fact that these guys have a TERRIBLE flow. this is Dr. Suess/Mother Goose nursery rhyme shit. maybe not on all their songs, but this one sounds AMATEUR. i think the drunken Rocky Dennis voicemails showed more promise than this....
In closing...
FUCK JUGGALOS! the war is back on!
where to begin? and where to end? and what an awful trip in between...
first of all, these guys are getting fucking old. that makeup can only cover up so much, and you can't exactly "age with grace and dignity" when you wear fucking clown makeup.
Secondly, WTF is this subject matter? sure, there are things in the world that we cannot explain. "long-necked giraffes" is not one of them. i can't list every specific line that is wack in this song, but it is pretty much all of them. I hate to say it, but i think these guys are at the top of their game when they're talking about murder and chickin' huntin' (please note that the top of their game is somewhere near the bottom of the game of Vanilla Ice and SNOW combined...)
Thirdly, an abundance of phallic imagery rising from the water and some rainbow backgrounds make you wonder if it isn't some Seigfried & Roy kind of "Magic" that they're in to...
On a technical note, i don't think anyone could possibly argue against the fact that these guys have a TERRIBLE flow. this is Dr. Suess/Mother Goose nursery rhyme shit. maybe not on all their songs, but this one sounds AMATEUR. i think the drunken Rocky Dennis voicemails showed more promise than this....In closing...
FUCK JUGGALOS! the war is back on!
4.02.2010
the Nightmare Continues...
on behalf of the C2D crew i'd like to apologize to all Juggalos for the 2009 beef...
it turns out that there is a greater evil in the world...
this crew makes your average ICP album seem like a collab between Premier, Black Milk, and the ghost of Dilla.
Now, i know that this is mostly in a foreign language, and i can't understand the lyrics.....
but based on the zany ANTICS and SHENANIGANS presented here, i have to declare war on Die Antwoord.
upon further review, i would like to state in closing:
FUCK ALL JUGGALOS
it turns out that there is a greater evil in the world...
this crew makes your average ICP album seem like a collab between Premier, Black Milk, and the ghost of Dilla.
Now, i know that this is mostly in a foreign language, and i can't understand the lyrics.....
but based on the zany ANTICS and SHENANIGANS presented here, i have to declare war on Die Antwoord.
upon further review, i would like to state in closing:
FUCK ALL JUGGALOS
10.23.2009
Haunted by Juggalos...
come on now...you've gotta be fucking with me....
this was on the toilet paper dispenser on a fucking Composting Toilet in the Granite Mountain Wilderness in Prescott, AZ!
what poor misguided parent dragged their lil' Johnny 2Dope out into nature to set them straight? silly parents...don't you know that getting a fledgeling Juggalo around hatchets and machetes will only put them over the edge?!? can you imagine this fucking kid camping???
it seems to be genuine though...it has the correct "Wickid Clownz" spelling, not to be confused with the "Wicked Clowns" known for their post-circus orgies & debauchery. old-school hobo versus new-skool juggalos!
i'm not sure if the peace sign is from an earlier tag or from this same poor conflicted wickid soul...
here is a cool tag i found in another restroom later while buying beer....i guess i'm a sucker for sexy ladies depicted in Sharpie....
10.12.2009
Horrorcore at it again....
when your name is Richard Alden Samuel McCroskey III, you gotta be hard. like, fuckin, REAL hard. so naturally you're going to gravitate towards the hardest (aka wack-est) genre of rap music: horrorcore.
don't get me wrong...it can be done well. Esham got it started in the grimy streets of the D during the dark ages of Detroit (which are more or less still continuing, but the crime rate is down because, as the mayoral candidate Stanley Christmas said: "...there just isn't anyone left to kill") (thats a real quote, look it up). later on you had Gravediggaz taking it to the next level, with such grace and dignity that it makes you cringe to even call it Horrorcore.
but in between you have ICP, and their numerous imitators/lackies/derivatives, whom i can't even name because they are both too numerous and too unpopular to keep track of.
one of them was Syko Sam:
the details aren't really known yet, but it sounds suspiciously like an episode off of the Chappelle Show skit "When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong."
click here for the full story....
juicy exerpts (non Juicy-J related, Donde):
"McCroskey will be formally charged with the other three killings once the bodies are identified, Stimpson said. He said "there are a number of factors relating to why" police couldn't identify the victims. He would not say how they were killed."
"A friend said McCroskey, Emma and her friend were brought together by horrorcore music, which sets violent lyrics to hip-hop beats.*" (*author's note: often with an obvious lack of skill or discernable talent)
dope flow:
"You're not the first, just to let you know. I've killed many people and I kill them real slow. It's the best feeling, watching their last breath. Stabbing and stabbing till there's nothing left," McCroskey sings in "My Dark Side."
"Stimpson called McCroskey's songs and writings "a little disturbing," and said police were looking into that.*) (*author's note: looking into the disturbing WACKNESS of McCrotchsky's songs and Myspace page)
i just hope my homeboy J-Bone doesn't get dragged down in all of this....(sorry, no link...he seems to be unknown outside of the 200yd radius of my mom's house...)
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