when your name is Richard Alden Samuel McCroskey III, you gotta be hard. like, fuckin, REAL hard. so naturally you're going to gravitate towards the hardest (aka wack-est) genre of rap music: horrorcore.
don't get me wrong...it can be done well. Esham got it started in the grimy streets of the D during the dark ages of Detroit (which are more or less still continuing, but the crime rate is down because, as the mayoral candidate Stanley Christmas said: "...there just isn't anyone left to kill") (thats a real quote, look it up). later on you had Gravediggaz taking it to the next level, with such grace and dignity that it makes you cringe to even call it Horrorcore.
but in between you have ICP, and their numerous imitators/lackies/derivatives, whom i can't even name because they are both too numerous and too unpopular to keep track of.
one of them was Syko Sam:
the details aren't really known yet, but it sounds suspiciously like an episode off of the Chappelle Show skit "When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong."
click here for the full story....
juicy exerpts (non Juicy-J related, Donde):
"McCroskey will be formally charged with the other three killings once the bodies are identified, Stimpson said. He said "there are a number of factors relating to why" police couldn't identify the victims. He would not say how they were killed."
"A friend said McCroskey, Emma and her friend were brought together by horrorcore music, which sets violent lyrics to hip-hop beats.*" (*author's note: often with an obvious lack of skill or discernable talent)
dope flow:
"You're not the first, just to let you know. I've killed many people and I kill them real slow. It's the best feeling, watching their last breath. Stabbing and stabbing till there's nothing left," McCroskey sings in "My Dark Side."
"Stimpson called McCroskey's songs and writings "a little disturbing," and said police were looking into that.*) (*author's note: looking into the disturbing WACKNESS of McCrotchsky's songs and Myspace page)
i just hope my homeboy J-Bone doesn't get dragged down in all of this....(sorry, no link...he seems to be unknown outside of the 200yd radius of my mom's house...)
4 comments:
ahhh this was entertaining
"later on you had Gravediggaz taking it to the next level, with such grace and dignity that it makes you cringe to even call it Horrorcore."
-amen
"sorry, no link...he seems to be unknown outside of the 200yd radius of my mom's house..."
-this shit was too funny :)
so, any ideas on how the murders were done? They kinda leave that open in the article.
i can only assume he used some kind of "juggalo" device....like a hatchet or machete.
seriously though, one of the articles i read said the bodies were hacked up beyond recognition.
kids now day.
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