10.12.2009

The Weekend Update Poll


One of our great modern day poets once said “everybody is working for the weekend.” Simple, yet so true. That is unless you are unemployed and then everyday is like a weekend, a really broke weekend though, and that kinda sucks. So after a long week at the office or on the farm, or in the mines, or killing criminals, how do you like to spend your 2 days off? Is it 48 hours of sleepless debauchery? Do you just chill out on the couch? Maybe the weekend is your special time and you like to light some candles, pour a nice bubble bath and watch your Sex In The City DVDs. Hey, we don’t judge over here. We had a staff diaper party a few weeks back, which was hilarious until Curtis slipped an intern a laxative laced cocktail. The theme party went downhill real fast after that. The ladies were the first to go and then it just got kinda awkward.

So, if it’s a combination of things, pick a few choices from the poll to your right. Just don’t lie, cause we hate liars.


(Sorry, we left off hanging out on the beach with a rich corpse, but if you have something else we spaced on, just leave it in the comments)

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