So I been giving Iphone blowjobs for past few weeks, loving it. Getting my technique down and all that, even thinking about graduating to intercourse. Anywhos, there is this little app called Pandora, its free. I'm sure everyone knows what Pandora is all about by this point, but in a few words its Internet Radio that has "algorithms" that analyze the song you picked and find you songs like it to listen to. In its early days it was a bit weak and kept recycling tracks - or perhaps all MF Doom tracks sounds the same and it was giving me a favor? Regardless, I gave up on Pandora, but last night I was getting frisky with my telephone and I made that download.
Well, naturally, first thing I searched for was J Dilla, which actually gave me a good selection of tracks. I liked that. I wanted more. Next I found some sweet Russian HipHop stations, which were also quite a treat, I was starting to literally be impressed. "They fixed this shit up" I thought.
But, like my boy Mr. Wolf said "Lets not start sucking eachothers dicks quite yet" (a Pulp Fiction reference, unrelated to not an iphone , btw).
I search for my homie Tupac. Afterall, it was he who teamed up with Onyx and Ninja Turtles to teach me English language as I know it.
Boom.First song? Hit em up..... WHAT?? I'm loving that. That happens to be one of my favorite tracks. Second song? Changes. Hmmm, ok ok, they are taking it easy on the fans, with some softer stuff. But then, all of a sudden, I hear "Its bone and biggie biggie, its bone and biggie biggie" - no they didn't. Pandora, how in the hell did you get Bone Thugs and Biggie mixed into a 2pac Radio Station? Is this some sort of a vicious plan to reignite East vs Westcoast violence in hiphop? I finally feel safe walking around the streets of Bedstuy and you pull this?
What do yall think?