A Long Way Around About

As a captain of the C2D Expedition team, I'm heading out in the early hours of Saturday (tomorrow) on a wicked epic journey. 1110 miles of avoiding highways, tolls and responsibilities. A few states, a few towns, dozens of cups of coffee and cheeseburger deluxes and pints of craft beer. Blindly trusting the GPS as it twists and turns me through New York, New Jersey, New Hampshire, Maine and a bit of Massachusetts if I so desire. Should be a hoot - let the adventure begin. THIS is what I love the most.

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This looks Fun - Helo TC

This looks like it could be fun. $50 is a bit pricey for something like this, by iphone control/usb charging is neat.

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Best of Cellphone Pics V.4

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Best of Cellphone Pics v.3

DISCLAIMER: these were NOT taken with an iPhone, although i do slob the iPhone knob as much as possible, like all c2D staffers....

from my last NY trip


i'm no bible scholar, but Romans 12:1-2 doesn't say a fucking thing about Halloween....
and yes, i actually looked....


an old sawmill (i think?) i found while getting lost on forest roads today. it is 5-6 stories, built into a steep cliffside. expect a full report on c2d once i go back with a real camera


an abandoned mansion from the mining era outside Kingman AZ (near the abandoned Santaland if you're in the area....)


how i spent yesterday afternoon...Granite Mountain AZ


kind of impressive for Phx graf (that's a 2-story building)


it actually makes me happy to find shit like this when i'm riding in the desert....


abandoned hotel in Prescott AZ


i think that "Battles Without Honor & Humanity" is probably the best movie title ever. its what i would want my Bio pic to be named....

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Create2Destroy presents Cunningham Park Vid!

C2D productions proudly presents the Cunningham Park Video - introducing you to the Create2Destroy team riders Tim, Charlie, Anson, Dave and James. Each team rider received an I.O.U. note, eventually redeemable for a C2D sticker of their choice and a high five.

Create2Destroy Cunny Bike Vid 1 from vassili123 on Vimeo.

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Pandora is trying to reignite West vs East beef

So I been giving Iphone blowjobs for past few weeks, loving it. Getting my technique down and all that, even thinking about graduating to intercourse. Anywhos, there is this little app called Pandora, its free. I'm sure everyone knows what Pandora is all about by this point, but in a few words its Internet Radio that has "algorithms" that analyze the song you picked and find you songs like it to listen to. In its early days it was a bit weak and kept recycling tracks - or perhaps all MF Doom tracks sounds the same and it was giving me a favor? Regardless, I gave up on Pandora, but last night I was getting frisky with my telephone and I made that download.

Well, naturally, first thing I searched for was J Dilla, which actually gave me a good selection of tracks. I liked that. I wanted more. Next I found some sweet Russian HipHop stations, which were also quite a treat, I was starting to literally be impressed. "They fixed this shit up" I thought.

But, like my boy Mr. Wolf said "Lets not start sucking eachothers dicks quite yet" (a Pulp Fiction reference, unrelated to not an iphone , btw).

I search for my homie Tupac. Afterall, it was he who teamed up with Onyx and Ninja Turtles to teach me English language as I know it.
Boom.First song? Hit em up..... WHAT?? I'm loving that. That happens to be one of my favorite tracks. Second song? Changes. Hmmm, ok ok, they are taking it easy on the fans, with some softer stuff. But then, all of a sudden, I hear "Its bone and biggie biggie, its bone and biggie biggie" - no they didn't. Pandora, how in the hell did you get Bone Thugs and Biggie mixed into a 2pac Radio Station? Is this some sort of a vicious plan to reignite East vs Westcoast violence in hiphop? I finally feel safe walking around the streets of Bedstuy and you pull this?

What do yall think?

Discuss.

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iPhone poll results aka iPhone Party 2.0

iPhone fisheye - comming to a videoedit near you soon.

The results are in. Even though majority seems to love their iPhones, close second was cheap/free phones - something I fully support, since my previous phone, right before 3GS was this....



Blackberries are fun too, can't beat the little keyboard.
At least 3 people want to fuck this blog for iPhone BJs - I must admit, I was one of them - who wouldn't want to fuck this blog? Its so sexy! :)

Not a single person voted for it being overpriced and dumb - figured that one would be popular.

Moral? Get an iPhone if your want it, if you're curious, if your phone broke. Get it if you want email, GPS, ipod, vid/photo camera all in one slim piece of electronics. Do NOT get an iPhone if you hate technology, fun, convenience, or if you need a new phone that works if your old one breaks. Get an iPhone if you want to do pretty much anything that a basic web laptop can do - but DO NOT get it if you're a whiny little bitch who trolls blogs to complain about things you can't afford or if your mom won't add you to the family plan until you move out from her god damn basement, son.

Boom.

I love my Iphone 5 (31%)
I upgrade my Iphone yearly 2 (12%)
Iphone is overpriced and dumb 0 (0%)
Blackberry rules 2 (12%)
Cheap/Free phones all day 4 (25%)
Fuck this Blog for Iphone BJs 3 (18%)

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Anonymous is Hating (on the iphone)

This is the official second mention of the Iphone on this blog in 2 years, both in one morning - which pretty much means we are yet another blog slobbering on the Iphone cock, as Anonymous has mentioned(read comments from below post for details).

I personally always thought of an Iphone as a female - so in my case, I'm slobbering on Iphones pussy/ass, spit and drool everywhere, I got that damn cellular telephone wide open with wicked techniques. Call me Vdoodles, the iCunningulus guru.

Annonymous, you seem to know this stuff, at what point does the slobbering stops and fucking begins? Or am I already being fucked with the overpriced gadget and high AT+T bills to follow? Is that a good metaphor? Any other gems?

I kinda thought the point was to upgrade your phone when it breaks, to get something better, newer, if one is so inclined and if you can afford it. Let a first few versions of a new product to drop, then pick up a third improved version. If it looks neat, and everyone says its neat, perhaps it could really be neat?

Apparently, there was a Iphone party 5 years ago - eventhough it only first came out mid June 2007. Perhaps annonymous was referring to a super early prelaunch party that happend and he was one of the lucky few to have VIP tickets to it or something? I don't know.

Sounds like someone is hating, or perhaps has 1.5 years left in that ol' Sprint contract. Or perhaps that Iphone clone knockoff that came free with the Family plan is not as nice as the real deal? Whatever it is, the hate is strong enough to spread on random bloggy blogs.

CREATE2DESTROY likes it.

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Diablo, Williamsburg Bridge, Iphone 3GS

Went to Diablo freeride park this saturday - such a good time. Its seems that I'm always too lazy to go because its a 2 hours road trip each way - but once I get there and get to riding I always, ALWAYS wonder as to why I don't do this every single damn weekend, both saturday and sunday. Half way through the day my Magura Louise FR brakes gave up on me - who knew that brake pads need to be replaced more often then tri-yearly. It was some seriouis loud obnoxious and not very effective metal on metal action going on. Ooops. Ordering a set today.
Then, a blister just had to burst and bleed, which pretty much made it impossible to grip the damn handlebars. Ouch!
But I did end up doing this tricky rockface section where its a steep ass slab of stone with cracks and other huge rocks everywhere, trees here and there, and you literally have to aim for this crack here and that crack there and go next to this tree and avoid a death rock of death to the left... all at somewhat speed so you don't just stop dead and flip over the bars, like I did, before succeeding the next run. FUN I tell ya.

Peep the clip - that's us getting ready to shred, early morning.



In other news - C2D now rocks some new technology. Like RZA would say... "Girl you shinin, like that brand new spanking black Glock// or a hundred thousand dollar bills inside a shoebox" - just replace the Glock part with Iphone 3GS and 100 G stack reference with $300 plus tax and you're onto something. Quoting rap lyrics and replacing words in them to create a new meaning is the decoder ring of 2009. Ovaltine is dead, motherfuckers.

Anyway, this sucker captures video and you can toss it up to Youtube on the spot. Which I did this morning. I was wondering if I could capture and upload Williamsburg bridge train ride all while on the bridge and before getting into the tunnel - and I succeeded. I must admit, I love this thing so far. My first Iphone - and I highly approve. Beats the piss out of my Shitberry, thats for sure. Expect more vids/photos in our reportings. Happy monday. Enjoy the sweet weather.

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