10.28.2009

Congratulations, Latin Kings!


A hearty round of applause from the whole gang (pardon the pun) here at C2D goes out to the quintessential street thug community known as the Latin Kings. This weekend, about a half a dozen of your finest, most diligent pledges were successful in completing the required training certification necessary to join your organization by stomping on the faces of two young women on their way home from dinner Saturday night in the LES. Particular care was paid to concentrate solely to applying vigorous kicks to the heads and faces of these two, after blindsiding them from behind and knocking them to the ground. The final tally resulted in 2 knockouts, 30-someodd stitches between the two, two broken noses, and a cracked tooth. Excellent, excellent work.

We all agree here at C2d that a one-sided beating handed out to 2 young women is the optimal training method for becoming a part of the team for an organization such as yours, so later, when faced by a rival adversarial group, whose own members are well-versed in the arts of fisticuffs, knives, bats, chains, guns and bricks, rest assured that your latest recruits will be well armed with the knowledge and tools of how to fight someone who A. isn't looking B. is a girl and 3. weighs about 90 pounds.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

wow

Moan Chomsky said...

ah, a gentrified LES. So many out of place rich people, so little time to stick them all up.

Gang initiations like this are wack any way you look at it though.

Same goes for beatin up girls

David said...

Ah, LES..... What else can be said.... Can't wait to move the f&ck out....

It's SAD how people put so much effort into getting arrested and hurting other people than getting a job.....