Showing posts with label az. Show all posts
Showing posts with label az. Show all posts
5.09.2013
12.07.2010
Blackout In A Can...In a Poll....
With the controversial drink FOUR LOKO in the news almost daily for the last few weeks, C2D executives decided that our street team should do some research. A poll was placed on our site to gauge interest, and our AZ correspondent was recruited to be the test subject for a series of 4LOKO torture sessions, since Arizona was one of the few states that refused to ban this potent concoction.
Here are the results from our reader poll:
The majority of our fans, like our staff, voted in favor of this suicidal beverage, with 38% stating "I've had it, and I love it" (although many wrote in to clarify the complex, love-hate relationship they have with 'Loko, which can't be conveyed via simple poll options)
The fewest results chosen were the options "I've had it, and its nasty" and "WTF is that" at 9% and 3% respectively. The general consensus amongst C2D staff is that these were secondary votes, cast by readers who first chose "I Love It," and re-voted during their hangover. ("WTF is That" is a common reaction from someone recovering from one of these canned blackouts).
An unfortunate 29% claimed that they've "Never had it, and never will." We can only assume these votes came from jurisdictions where 4-Loko has been banned already, since anyone who had the option to become drunk and belligerent from a single canned beverage would surely participate. Hopefully they can live vicariously through the 19% who "Have yet to try it."
As far as the AZ field-testing experiments, our subject has reported blackouts, sluggishness, vomiting-thru-nose, pissing self, and an overwhelming feeling of SHAME. Through a generous grant from the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, our staffer was able to procure several dozen cans of "original recipe FOUR LOKO before they were pulled from the shelves, to be replaced by a "Less Crunk*" version of the drink (*citation needed)
(yea, you've seen the pic before...but it's my LOKO and
anyone doubting the potency of LOKO should watch the following vid for clarification of how awful people can become from drinking it:
and last but not least: random shots of our AZ experiment (to be continued....)
When the LOKO gets low, you can top it off with household chemicals:
"They're pulling LOKO off the shelves!?!?! NNOOOOOOoooo!!!!!"
mix any 3 flavors, and it turns this color (aka LOKO-Punch):
Ready for self-destruction; the fridge before a 10-can bender...
one of these participants is no longer conscious...
LOKO + McRIB = Cry for Help!!! Seriously, cutting your wrists is less dramatic than this...
If you live in an area where you can still get 'Lok'D (even if its baby-formula grade decaf-Loko), we heartily recommend it. None amongst us can endorse the banishment of a product from the market because some people make bad decisions while using it.
Look America: FOUR LOKO did not rape your teenage daughter at that party...I did. While blacked out on 4LOKO. But i would've done it anyways, so, fuck you.
click here for worst-case scenario
9.17.2009
Best of CellPhone PIcs v.1
hold on, give me a chance....these are NOT going to be pictures of my cock (those are on my other blog www.ingloriousbasterdcock.blogspot.com)
maybe cell phone pics are lame....i dunno...i'm still kind of revelling in the thrill of it without being that asshole who's always taking pics with his cell phone.
critique:
random PHX graff
when my dogs do graff
random action pics & casual trespass
its the jack-jack-j-j-j-jack-ja-jack-WHATTTT
just plain silliness
custom gun design....by retards
vegas trip with Csick & Ruckus
scenic AZ shit
i'll spare you the dozens of cute dog pics that compromise 95% of my cell phone collection (or maybe that's vol.2......)
i wonder how many people will actually check if www.ingloriousbasterdcock.blogspot.com is a real site.....
maybe cell phone pics are lame....i dunno...i'm still kind of revelling in the thrill of it without being that asshole who's always taking pics with his cell phone.
critique:
random PHX graff
when my dogs do graff
random action pics & casual trespass
its the jack-jack-j-j-j-jack-ja-jack-WHATTTT
just plain silliness
custom gun design....by retards
vegas trip with Csick & Ruckus
scenic AZ shit
i'll spare you the dozens of cute dog pics that compromise 95% of my cell phone collection (or maybe that's vol.2......)
i wonder how many people will actually check if www.ingloriousbasterdcock.blogspot.com is a real site.....
6.21.2009
How to Bust open a Glock like What
You ever wish you knew how to take a Glock apart like what?
Well, god damn it, you're in luck, you see.
Cuz I tell you - offing a zombie with a quick clean headshot from a trusty and well functioning fire arm sure beat skullfuckin it to death. I mean it.
Well, god damn it, you're in luck, you see.
Cuz I tell you - offing a zombie with a quick clean headshot from a trusty and well functioning fire arm sure beat skullfuckin it to death. I mean it.
6.10.2009
Wu Tang Wednesdays Vol 7
Nothing too special with this release for the older heads, but if you weren't following all the 90's guest appearances the Wu put out then check this out. Mobb Deep, 2Pac, Biggie, Onyx, Pete Rock, Big Pun, Spice 1 etc....*****************************************************************
Be sure to check out these Spine leaks:
4.22.2009
Wu Tang Wednesdays Vol 5? or 6 maybe?
10.06.2008
Belly vs Belly 2 (Millionaire Boyz Club)
Now,
When my boy Vico the Don told me there is a sequel to Belly I must admit I got pretty excited. As far as hiphop movies go - Belly was the ultimate. Crisp, vivid, on point. It was a 2 hour long music video by Hype Williams, and we all know that dude loves his poppy colors and quick shots. The sound track was fire, hiphopsters turned actors were nice (lets not forget Nas, DMX, Method, AZ and Tboz to name the main ones), plus the plot was alright. That scene at the QB Projects where Nas reenacts that ill verse from "One Love" ....
(I sat back like the mack, my army suit was black
We was chillin' on these benches where he pumped his loose cracks
I took an l when he passed it, this little bastard
Keeps me blasted he starts talking mad shit.....
....Only twelve trying to tell me that he liked my style
Then I rose, wiping the blunts ash from my clothes
Then froze only to blow the herb smoke through my nose)
Damn... that scene was fuckin dope.
The movie was ridiculous. Before I lived in NYC, i remember going to the city with my boy, just so we can drive through middle of Times Square 3 in the mo while burning l's - just on the strength of a scene from a movie (i wasn't sure if i should admit this or not).
But then, a decade later Belly 2 happens.
Now I dont know what possessed The Game (who's music I quite like) to dust off a nice, simple hiphop movie and destroy it by attaching his crappy flick to its title. Believe me, i wanted to like it, but if you expect it to be ANYTHING like Belly, dont bother.
Above i present the two trailers - Belly and Belly 2. The first 20 seconds of the Belly 2 trailer - Oh Sweet Jumpin Jesus. Is he serious. To a person who doesnt care, i could see how both of these movies might look like shit. But to those who care, and those who loved Belly, this second effort is a joke. I dont even know why its called Belly 2, it has NOTHING to do with the original story/location/actors/ideas, anything. I expected something really bad, and I presumed that TI, lil Wayne, Rick Ross, perhaps Dipset will be in this movie. But at least that would have been a bit entertaining to watch them rappers squirm on screen. Its as if the makers of Saw 5 would have named that film Pulp Fiction 2 to try to get unsuspecting people to check it out.
Plus it went straight to DVD, and we all know what that means.
If you care enough here is the link to Belly 2 on youtube.
When my boy Vico the Don told me there is a sequel to Belly I must admit I got pretty excited. As far as hiphop movies go - Belly was the ultimate. Crisp, vivid, on point. It was a 2 hour long music video by Hype Williams, and we all know that dude loves his poppy colors and quick shots. The sound track was fire, hiphopsters turned actors were nice (lets not forget Nas, DMX, Method, AZ and Tboz to name the main ones), plus the plot was alright. That scene at the QB Projects where Nas reenacts that ill verse from "One Love" ....
(I sat back like the mack, my army suit was black
We was chillin' on these benches where he pumped his loose cracks
I took an l when he passed it, this little bastard
Keeps me blasted he starts talking mad shit.....
....Only twelve trying to tell me that he liked my style
Then I rose, wiping the blunts ash from my clothes
Then froze only to blow the herb smoke through my nose)
Damn... that scene was fuckin dope.
The movie was ridiculous. Before I lived in NYC, i remember going to the city with my boy, just so we can drive through middle of Times Square 3 in the mo while burning l's - just on the strength of a scene from a movie (i wasn't sure if i should admit this or not).
But then, a decade later Belly 2 happens.
Now I dont know what possessed The Game (who's music I quite like) to dust off a nice, simple hiphop movie and destroy it by attaching his crappy flick to its title. Believe me, i wanted to like it, but if you expect it to be ANYTHING like Belly, dont bother.
Above i present the two trailers - Belly and Belly 2. The first 20 seconds of the Belly 2 trailer - Oh Sweet Jumpin Jesus. Is he serious. To a person who doesnt care, i could see how both of these movies might look like shit. But to those who care, and those who loved Belly, this second effort is a joke. I dont even know why its called Belly 2, it has NOTHING to do with the original story/location/actors/ideas, anything. I expected something really bad, and I presumed that TI, lil Wayne, Rick Ross, perhaps Dipset will be in this movie. But at least that would have been a bit entertaining to watch them rappers squirm on screen. Its as if the makers of Saw 5 would have named that film Pulp Fiction 2 to try to get unsuspecting people to check it out.
Plus it went straight to DVD, and we all know what that means.
If you care enough here is the link to Belly 2 on youtube.
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