The Food Life v51: How To Whip Up Some Wings Like A Vegetarian

 Step 1:  Spice up yer meatz, let set, then throw in bubblin oil.  Feel free to halve these wings if thats yer thing

Step2:  Fry that shit so its nice and golden brown

 Step 3:  Remove chicken and place in shiny metal bowl, so it looks all cool and shit

 Step 4:  Add yer magic wing sauce and toss around like they do on tv shows

 Step 5:  Serve that pollo up on a plate and serve to yer meat eatin friends

Step 6:   Make something else without meat so I can eat too.

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FYI For All The Parents Out There

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The Food Life: Vol 23 - Italian Pizza vs Dominos

I liked both. Equally. Compare, and tell us which one you prefer in the comments.

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Papa Won!

Papa won - this shit is officially the bomb, and there will be newborns named El Papi Zee Juan. It's very similar to a log. It's better then bad, its good. Glance at the final poll stats below

This shit is the bomb!! 6 (27%)
It's better than freezer pizza 5 (22%)
What the fuck is a papa john? 0 (0%)
I'd rather lick homeless man feet than eat Papa Johns... 4 (18%)
Only if there is no other delivery option available 7 (31%)

- OH NOES you say - "Only if there is no other delivery" seems to have more votes. DO NOT BE FOOLED. While we try to deliver raw and uncut news/facts your way, sometimes there are a few bad seeds. Even the sun has dark spots. Even Somali pirates brush their teeth. Therefore, with great sadness, and in the effort to "keep it street", we must report that our own Donde Estero has double, and perhaps even triple voted, blinded by his personal agenda. His posting/editing entitlements have been annulled for the next ten to fifteen minutes.

Papa John - thanks, bro.

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Join In On The Hot Debate: Does Papa Johns Suck?

I mean, sure this guy likes it, but what about the common human that weighs less than a piano... I hate Papa Johns, but in true debate fashion, Curtis strongly disagrees. We encourage you all to weigh in on this topic by voting on the poll to your right. Feel free to leave comments and stories on how much you love or hate the PJ's product. Maybe you had gay sex with the delivery man and that's why you like their pizza so much. Maybe you ate 2 slices dipped in garlic butter and vomitted all over the place. With papa johns, i guess anything can happen.

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The Papa Johns X-perience - The Food Life Special Edition

One has to be in the right mind state for this. And if all the conditions are right, THIS just might be one of the most delicious things ever, at least while you're eating it. Papa John wins. Even the wings were great - a surprise for a chain pizza shop. Thumbs up.

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