Showing posts with label police. Show all posts
Showing posts with label police. Show all posts

7.28.2009

Hey look, its a cop - everyone say HELLO!

What a nice morning. It's beautiful in NYC today. Not too hot or humid after last nights rains. Not to worry - your ass is about to get served and protected. Guess who runs a stop sign, swerves and abruptly stops in the bike lane without looking, then tells you to "Fuckin watch it" as he's about to door you without even realizing it - NYPD of course, who else. I'm a calm person, for the most part. But shit like this just pisses me off.

Look, I expect gangsta mamis in Nissan Maximas to cut me off as they struggle to hold their cellphones with their shoulder.
I expect fools in tinted out Escalades with overpriced rims to park in bike lanes, as the fix the EQ to zone into "This is why i'm hot (the remix).
Obviously, Bedford-locked curl dangling top hat guys will use any piece of the road as a passing lane as they rush around doing their holy work, bike lane or not.

But NYPD? The fuckin cops who are supposed to enforce safety and peace? What is this? Machiavelli the Prince put into action? If people can't love or respect you, the must fear you? Is this some sort of a crazy competition as to how much shit a cop can get away with before his papa cop tells him to knock it down a tad?

Why would a cop run a red light or a stop sign? Park in a bike lane? Why would a cop give a ticket to someone who's parked in a bike lane if they park there themselves? What are we supposed to do? Are we supposed to kick the cop car as we ride by? Yell at it? Take photos and send it to the mayor or whoever? Write petitions? Set the fuckin police cruisers on fire? Throw rocks at them from a secret location as they drive by? Spit on a cop car then waste your time dealing with a pointless summons? Fuck a police officers stay-at-home wife, dirty - then leave a "Parked my BIKE COCK in your wifes ASS" note, while the pig hubby goes about his daily business along with a lil order of Vietnamese food from the comfort of a nearby bikelane?

What do YOU think?

7.24.2009

Whats Yer Fu%$^@g Problem?????!!! The Poll...


Every now and then when yer out riding around, somebody is gonna piss you off and your going to lose it. Maybe a cab swerves and bumps into you, nearly killing you. That might get me upset. The stuntdrivers that rocket thru the streets in the dollar vans, while their insanity may be impressive like kids smoking in elementary school, gettin snagged by one of these dudes is 100% death. Or maybe you were bullied too much as a kid, and when an old asian man makes you fall off yer bike you get soooo enraged you have to knock em upside the head with a ulock.
Cars in the bike lane, thats a biggie.
Hasidic mini vans that drive like 90 year old blind folks (are there no traffic cops along bedford?)
Hipster fixers that never learned how to stop? In flip flops?

Unless you are a zen master, something is gonna set you off.
Review the poll and let us know.

5.14.2009

Beware Of The Beast, For He Is The Devils Pawn...

The Beast is loose on NYC cyclists, so watch yer backs and fronts and sides! (hope they aint doin breathalyzerz......)
Dragnet! Cops nab bikers in red-light sting
By Mike McLaughlin and Emilia Brock
The Brooklyn Paper
It's not the first time that the bike lane on DeKalb Avenue has been in the news.
Police cracked down on rule-breaking bicyclists in Fort Greene and Clinton Hill last Friday, issuing tickets for running red lights and then slapping offenders with additional summonses for minor infractions, including one bicyclist who didn’t have a bell.
The dragnet snared 36 bicyclists on the popular DeKalb Avenue bike lane that links the two neighborhoods with Downtown Brooklyn.
Bikers protested that they’re being prosecuted for victimless crimes
“I admit the red light was a red light,” said Gideon Levy who was busted on DeKalb Avenue near the police precinct building at Classon Avenue. “But when I go through red lights, I always look to see if pedestrians and cars are coming. There should be a similar attitude as with jaywalking. New York can afford to look the other way as long as the bikers are riding safely.”

The red light violation carries a $120 penalty, and this was Levy’s second pedaling punishment this spring.
Back in Fort Greene on Friday, one biker was slapped with $350 in tickets for running a red light on Lafayette Avenue and not properly signaling as he made a turn onto the Carlton Avenue bike lane.
“There have to be rules for bicyclists, but cycling needs to be encouraged,” said the suddenly discouraged Brion Snyder, a music producer from Clinton Hill. “Now I have $350 in fines. It seems irrational since it’s a minor infraction. It’s egregious.”
Cops said the crackdown was long overdue.
“It was targeted towards enforcing traffic laws,” said a police source from the 88th Precinct. “Running a red light is not safe for the cyclist or anyone else in the street.”
The ticket blitz is a bitter irony for bikers who have complained since the lane’s creation last year that vehicles, including officers at the 88th Precinct stationhouse near the corner of Classon Avenue, but especially delivery trucks, regularly block the lane with parked cars along the busy corridor.
Cop sources conceded that the newfound heightened enforcement of the traffic rules came only after motorists and pedestrians mounted complaints about dangerous and illegal maneuvers by their two-wheel loving neighbors.
One driver, himself stopped at a red light in Clinton Hill, said many bikers are a hazard.
“No, they don’t follow the laws,” the driver moaned. “Last week, my car got hit by a bike.”
And with only five motorists getting nailed in last week’s crackdown with citations for obstructing the bikers’ route, word quickly spread among rogue riders that they were under scrutiny — and they quickly heeded the lesson of the suddenly strict enforcement.
“This whole ride I’ve been stopping for red lights,” said Lauren Kelleher, near the corner of Clinton Avenue on Monday afternoon. “My roommate just got a ticket for it!”
But most cyclists act like red lights are stop signs, halting just long enough to see that intersections are clear of traffic.
“I stop, at least a quick stop, just to check,” said Catalina Monsalve.

7.31.2008

To Protect And Issue Pain



I guess its a good thing this biker wasn't coming back from his bachelor party in Queens. Then he might have gotten shot up for no reason too.

4.25.2008

RIP Sean Bell



Do you ever get the notion, that if you were a cop you could pretty much do anything you want with little or no repercussion? Sure in NYC you wouldn't even make 30Gs a year, but think of all the perks. All the money and drugs you could ever ask for. What about shooting 50 shots at someone and walking away clean? Today the Sean Bell verdict came out, all officers found not guilty. Again. Not really sure why I am surprised anymore. I mean, how often does this happen and it is the SAME EXACT THING. Will there ever be a change in this trend? I guess I was really hoping that it would be different this time. I guess not, and its too bad.
Sit back and count 50 shots in your head. Taking time to reload your empty gun, and fire more rounds. Firing wildly into surrounding homes and a nearby train station.

I thought he had a gun, I thought he was someone else. Oh well, mistakes are made, your free to go guys. What the fuck? So are these officers going to be back on the street in the same neighborhood? Thats good police-community relations.



Makes ya think you might start seeing more of these signs:




2.18.2008

Ya Better Have The Riot Gear Ready....


dead prez show ends in a riot

Is anyone really surprised? Hell, I think I even tried to start a riot at a dead prez show. If only I was as successful as these kids at Evergreen State College in Washington. Maybe it was the amount of anarchists in the building, or while the police were arresting someone from the audience maybe it was M1 and Stic's rendition of Fuck the Police that got everyone going. Regardless, it looks like they did some damage, and turned over a cop car, and a stolen police laptop, and a radar gun. Those crazy kids. Man I miss those days.