2.26.2010

Jesus hates bikers

It's official. The Jesus of NYC hates bikers. Why else would he do this to us - and especially me. He knows I've been dying to bike, he deffinately knows I just built up a new ride, but does he care? Does he?

I'll give you a hint - look outside (if your in NYC area that is, if you're in cali or something, screw off)

Guess what NYC Jesus, I wanted to finally go to Imax 3D and see Avatar today anyway, so its not that big of a deal... but don't let this happen again or else.

19 comments:

really said...

It's called "Winter"

Sgt. Slaaaauugghhhter said...

I thought it was Jesus Hates The Enemies of America?? USA!! USA!! USA!!!

Curtis Chorizali said...

i'm pretty religious and i cant tell if its jesus or not. and this time i'm pretty sure its jesus who's behind this. if you worship the god of winter, thats fine, here is a cookie...

jesus did this.

Anonymous said...

It's not that I hate jesus. some of my best friends are jesus. I just dont like the jesus's that are too jesus-y ya know.

Curtis Chorizali said...

i know what you mean man. i know what you mean.

Anonymous said...

my grandpa doesn't like the jesus's but i guess thats just the older generations

Anonymous said...

is your grandpa a terrorist or something? who doesn't like jesus?

Retardo Montalban said...

The sun just cam out. This should all melt by this evening.

Anonymous said...

America. Love it or leave it

Anonymous said...

so, if i like snow, does that mean jesus loves me?

Anonymous said...

I know what jesus is going to do: http://www.getthebigpicture.net/storage/pics/09/jesus_lebowski.jpg

Anonymous said...

Jesus is a XCountry skier.

Anonymous said...

cross country skier? oh, so why does jesus have to be white?

Anonymous said...

you're either blind or retarded. i'm guessing you HAVE NOT seen like a million pictures and photographs of jesus - and surprise fuckin surprise - he's white. get over it.

Anonymous said...

I knew a mexican Jesus.

Stoked said...

had a nice sesh today. parking garages will save your life on these winter weekends. no garages by you?

Anonymous said...

Sadly..... None :( none that will let u in, let alone stay...

Anonymous said...

jesus forbids parking garages.

unless you steal something.

Anonymous said...

jesus forbids parking garage rides.

unless you steal something.