Its Indian Summer here in NYC. After a short burst of 30s and 40s we're back to 50s and 60s. Cyclo-commuting to work early morning in a light hoody mid November? Yes please! But lets not forget that frost and darkness is approaching. It WILL be cold and it will be cold soon. What will our readers do? Easy, they're gonna masturbate. Whether beating the dolphin or fondling the trackball, that's the number 1 activity. Sure you could be miserable, drink heavy, snowboard or even move somewhere where its just nicey nice all the damn time, but why would you? You'd rather hit the streets/parks or some dirt then do a few pushups, saving just enough juice to knock one off. Salute.hybernate/sleep | 11 (35%) |
snowboard + ski | 6 (19%) |
ride street/parks/djs | 15 (48%) |
oven bake to keep the place warm | 3 (9%) |
pushups to stay in shape | 11 (35%) |
masturbate, alot | 17 (54%) |
be miserable | 7 (22%) |
its always warm here, suckas! | 3 (9%) |
migrate like a bird | 1 (3%) |
start drinkin, heavy | 6 (19%) |
1 comment:
its good to see honesty amongst the C2D readers...
but in truth, the weather has almost zero effect on my wackin....
i'ma beat my dick like it owes me money, regardless....
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