So, I wake up Tuesday morning, launch the shower routine, head for the PC to get the latest and no internet! WTF!!
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Reset everything, do the IT geek manoevers, NO LOVE!! Check the TV (dont have a box, but still hook the coax up for a small sampling of channels) -- NO SIGNAL!!
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Apparently some Douche-a-saurus damaged some lines while ripping into the main box to splice in a line on the Steal-Some-Cable tip.
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DAMN! They arent going to be here until Saturday to fix. What am I to do?
So, I fired up my BIOS hacked Windows 7 x64 box and proceeded to scan the land for some unsecured WiFi! VOILA - the fabled 'LinkSys' and 'DLink' unsecured networks with 2 bars..
And here I am posting via stolen WiFi on a Pirate copy of Windows 7, wearing a disguise and watching my security cameras for vengeful cable technicians, the BSA, and the army of darkness to take me off to jail.
I'm scared, but I need my w3b'z!
THIS HAS BEEN A WORK OF FICTION, ANY SIMILARITY TO REALITY IS PURE COINCIDENCE, INFERENCE, OR GENERAL MOOK'ISHNESS OF THE READER.
9 comments:
I love you Banzai!
so start scannin that line with wireshark and see what kinda goodies you can come up with
you people are a bunch of gosh damn computer nerds.
who wants to go phishing?
Liquor store up broadway left their PCAnywhere up with no password.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Order us booze.
Now.
i deleted my recycle bin. where can i find it?
I got my w3bz back! but now theres no free TV channels... I suspect a plot!
They are coming to replace some multiplexer downstairs on Monday, so maybe Ill get it back!
until then - FTM! (Fuck tha Man!)
Homey dont play that!
cunningham was fun. sucka.
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