11.19.2009

Im in ur Linksys, stealin' ur WiFi...



So, I wake up Tuesday morning, launch the shower routine, head for the PC to get the latest and no internet! WTF!!
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Reset everything, do the IT geek manoevers, NO LOVE!! Check the TV (dont have a box, but still hook the coax up for a small sampling of channels) -- NO SIGNAL!!
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Apparently some Douche-a-saurus damaged some lines while ripping into the main box to splice in a line on the Steal-Some-Cable tip.
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DAMN! They arent going to be here until Saturday to fix. What am I to do?

So, I fired up my BIOS hacked Windows 7 x64 box and proceeded to scan the land for some unsecured WiFi! VOILA - the fabled 'LinkSys' and 'DLink' unsecured networks with 2 bars.
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And here I am posting via stolen WiFi on a Pirate copy of Windows 7, wearing a disguise and watching my security cameras for vengeful cable technicians, the BSA, and the army of darkness to take me off to jail.



I'm scared, but I need my w3b'z!

THIS HAS BEEN A WORK OF FICTION, ANY SIMILARITY TO REALITY IS PURE COINCIDENCE, INFERENCE, OR GENERAL MOOK'ISHNESS OF THE READER.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I love you Banzai!

seasick said...

so start scannin that line with wireshark and see what kinda goodies you can come up with

Curtis Chorizali said...

you people are a bunch of gosh damn computer nerds.

critik said...

who wants to go phishing?

Mr. Banzai said...

Liquor store up broadway left their PCAnywhere up with no password.


MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Retardo Montalban said...

Order us booze.

Now.

Stoked said...

i deleted my recycle bin. where can i find it?

Modnar Banzai said...

I got my w3bz back! but now theres no free TV channels... I suspect a plot!

They are coming to replace some multiplexer downstairs on Monday, so maybe Ill get it back!

until then - FTM! (Fuck tha Man!)

Homey dont play that!

Anonymous said...

cunningham was fun. sucka.