So, do you? You DO know its not legal right? Just don't get caught, cause you'll surely feel like a retard getting a DUI for riding a kids bike.35% of you have the right idea... while 23% of you have the idea that ALL of us should have, but don't.
I tend to be more of a 17% type of rider, which pretty much ensures that I will never ever ever learn anything new or stop injuring myself, but it always seems like a good idea before the fact.
Alot of people who ride trails sip and twist all day, nothing wrong with that, since all that diggin is involved... but if you're riding street/park?
I think that drinkin a lil something after a exhausting bike ride is where its at. Nothing like catching a ice cold pint after a ride and before a ride home, when u're all tired out. Ahhh, I love that.
Whats the moral? Stay sober, stay focused, stay healthy, stay safe, stay cool and skillful. Choose life, and to quote my boy Renton from Trainspotting....
"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? "
a beer or two dont hurt | (15%) | ||
i slam a six pack, fuck yea | (5%) | ||
twirl a lil blizzy for the chill factor | (17%) | ||
100% sober and focused | (23%) | ||
operating a bicycle under influence is illegal | (0%) | ||
i twist up after i ride | (2%) | ||
burn + drink while you ride, pansy! | (35%) |
6 comments:
I smoke crack and meth, how come u leff that out of yer stupid pole
cause those don't benefit a bike ride (or your life)
first of all, i dont refer to it as a pole, its a weiner. BUT if you're talking about the POLL, then crack/meth were "leff" out because the question was not about what drugs you're into, but if you burn/drink a lil before a bike ride.
sometimes i take tylenol before riding...does that count?
yes, that counts, but we saved those options for the next poll.
i think i let my secret ballot be exposed by my last post....
strictly trails though. fuck riding a Phoenix street even if you are dead sober....
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