Engin Cycles

A friend recently showed me a picture of this bike. What a gorgeous specimen right there. Over the past few days there has been quite a few semi-erotic images on this blog and judging by the amount of letters we've received from concerned readers, that is not the direction we'll move forward in. Those unfortunate few posts are the reason why I can't describe how I feel about the bike above with my true tongue. Let me just say, it reminds me of the day I became a man who knew about love.

I been meaning to build a commuter that's a bit more aesthetically pleasing then The Blue Whale, and I've been even considering scraping all the MTB parts and just getting a fullout single speed road bike thingy. I may no longer need to do that - as seeing this beauty above revitalized my senses and made me realize, all I need is a sexy steel frame of appropriate size - I have all the other necessities. Granted I'll still be stuck on the 26" wheels, as opposed to 29"s like above or the 700cc like the road bikes, but seeing the fixed gear freestyle debates about the 700cc vs 26" wheels, made me realize that I might be ahead of my time by freestyle commuting on a 26". Besides, I'm known to throw a barspin or two off a curb and what not, so I might just stick with the 26"s and let people think I'm a fixed gear freestyler as opposed to a MTB commuter.

When The Blue Whale was curated it was meant to be a "girlfriend" bike - a present that was returned to me a few short months after its birth, either because the said girlfriend dumped me or because the bike was a pile of crap. Or both. Since then it was repainted with the florescent blue can and received a rigid. The whole thing is just very sluggish to ride and the uber low frame/super high seatpost combo is less then "sexy". Couple that with drive train from hell and you got yourself a nightmare to ride. Yet, its the only bike I own that I can actually get full extension on, and my legs like that. Therefore the hunt is back on for a nice steel mtb frame with a horizontal top tube.

Its seems that the weekend will be beautiful. Ride!

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i missed the Memo too...

so here's my tardy contribution.

key search term: Boner-rific











unfortunately i couldn't find any of Cheetara or Baroness flossing their asscrack on a subway pole....so i apologize for the sub-par post...

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These New Hallmark Cards Are Way Too Complicated

parkour motion reel from saggyarmpit on Vimeo.

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I'm Just Trying To Fit In

I missed the C2D memo today, so I'm a little late with my post.


Boobies


(warning, do not look into his eyes, it will turn the strongest Gorgon to stone)


**censors approve?

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St. Patrick's Day

Saint Patrick. The scourge of God who drove all the douchebags out of the suburbs and into the city on this blessed of days. For your consideration, an ode to all the amatures out today drinking green beer and demanding House of Pain songs at every bar stumbled into.

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We Got Class

Look, we got class here at C2D, we're NOT that kind of blog. We're the kind of blog to help you make the right choices in life, help you reach the higher level of self awareness. We teach you how to fly instead of just pushing you out of the nest. However, Subway Douchery IS that kind of blog. Sometimes you come across some stuff, and its just too good not to post even if it goes against your moral fibers. Take the pic below. Its like a train wreck, you know its wrong and ridiculous, but you stare at it. Its captivating and intriguing. The pic below that one, I just have no clue what to say about that. Gotta love NYC, in that weird way.


But wait, there is more. Since we're on the topic, and we dont do this often, might as well get all of this out of the way. A proud Dominican reader recently forwarded this article my way. Apparently American Apparel Appointed A Perfect Posterior (say this 12 times over, really fast).... basically it appears they had a contest to see who's bum is the best. To no surprise, it was a Dominican booty that took the cake. Photo proof below. Our sincere congrats go out to all the contestants, not only the winner. Keep up the good work, and with this beautiful weather outside, we can only expect to see more of less, if you know what I mean. Mmmmmmk. Any comments anyone? Thoughts? Don't be shy, thats what the comments are for.

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Turrbotax In The House

Turrbotax parties been blowing up. They came a LOOOONG way from a few short months back, when it was lowkey, to what it is today, a bumping, Asahi fueled, lazer and smoke machine blastin, dance all night thumpin rager. Dudes been inviting big name guests steadily, last time they had Martin Kemp from UK, pictured above next to my boy DJ C$ick.
Not that they really need the support - since they got a tight crew delivering solid bangers all night.
Who's that in that WuTang hoody with the two hot chicks? Could that be one of the first unmasked pics of the Digital V of Dizzy Scars fame? Is there really anyone who is NOT at these Turrbotax parties?
Don't be lazy, stay up past your bedtime on a work night, come out to the next party to the dangerous slums and favelas of Williamsburg - Thursday April 1st. If not for music, at least come out for 2 hours of free booze!
However, if you can't make it to the party, at the very least check them out on their Ustream channel - you won't be disappointed.


Finish off the night with a Donor Kebab Sandwich - place is delicious.

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