4.08.2010

It's a Miracle...

that i watched this whole vid and didn't blow my brains out...



where to begin? and where to end? and what an awful trip in between...
first of all, these guys are getting fucking old. that makeup can only cover up so much, and you can't exactly "age with grace and dignity" when you wear fucking clown makeup.

Secondly, WTF is this subject matter? sure, there are things in the world that we cannot explain. "long-necked giraffes" is not one of them. i can't list every specific line that is wack in this song, but it is pretty much all of them. I hate to say it, but i think these guys are at the top of their game when they're talking about murder and chickin' huntin' (please note that the top of their game is somewhere near the bottom of the game of Vanilla Ice and SNOW combined...)

Thirdly, an abundance of phallic imagery rising from the water and some rainbow backgrounds make you wonder if it isn't some Seigfried & Roy kind of "Magic" that they're in to...

On a technical note, i don't think anyone could possibly argue against the fact that these guys have a TERRIBLE flow. this is Dr. Suess/Mother Goose nursery rhyme shit. maybe not on all their songs, but this one sounds AMATEUR. i think the drunken Rocky Dennis voicemails showed more promise than this....

In closing...
FUCK JUGGALOS! the war is back on!

6 comments:

z spelling means im cool said...

Reprezent the Real Hip Hop

Curtis Chorizali said...

i watched the video. it was painful. between the lyrics, the cwazy compoootor graphics and the face paint.... i just don't know.

Angry D (Violent J's brother) said...

YO Y U B H8N ON MIRACLES BRO?

Accatone Becchino said...

did you read the post?!?!

let me break it down:

I B H8N CUZ SH!T IZ WACK SUN!

its so bad it makes me feel like earlier ICP stuff was actually good....
but it wasn't...

gatito said...

:D

Anonymous said...

i couldnt make it all the way through they are just so damn brain dead its a miracle they remeber their own names real names not make believe...